"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint." - Erma Bombeck

I came back to my hotel room last night to find that housekeeping had set an iron on my suitcase below my shirts that were hanging up and propped the ironing board next to it. Was that a hint? I decided it wasn't and happily put on my wrinkled shirts this morning.