“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.” - Johnny Carson

This is the sign outside of a post office in our area. Note that they are open from 8:30 - 10:00am and from 2:00 - 6:00pm on weekdays (10:00-12:30 on Saturdays). I know I need a four hour lunch break after I work an hour and a half in the mornings.