“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.” - Dave Berry

Apparently this friendly face was looking especially approachable yesterday because John had four people ask him for directions, a signature, etc. And although he does look like a very nice person, he also looks very American.

From the hoodie sweatshirt to the softshell black jacket to the non-skinny jeans to the WHITE tennis shoes, it's pretty obvious. He also has no cigarette, scarf, or poodle.

He always looks so confused, and I have to jump in and explain that we have no idea where we are either, we don't want to sign anything, and John can't even read the flier you are trying to shove in his hand. John just keeps walking and saying in his American accent, "Non, merci!"