"Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne." - Quentin Crisp

Cologne, Germany has one of the most beautiful churches in the world. It is in a gothic style with huge spires that intricate stone carvings that reach towards the sky. It is the landmark of Cologne where the city meets and creates its identity. It has historical significance and modern importance. 

 

I walked to, in, and around the church this afternoon. I paced the aisles to the altar and back admiring the stained glass and massive arches. Until a storm moved in and lightning and thunder hit simultaneously. Then I got the heck out of the building with the metal spikes up high in the air.

This hail storm happened in two seconds outside. 

Don’t worry, though, I had an umbrella. In my suitcase. In my hotel room. So I had soaked boots and socks and squished back to the hotel.

I wasn’t sure I was going to make it here alive today anyway. I took a little propeller plane from Paris with about 10 other people. So there wouldn’t have been too many casualties in any case. The captain warned us when we left Paris that there would be some turbulence at takeoff and landing. He wasn’t kidding. I don’t think I’ve ever had such a bumpy flight. When we arrived in Cologne he said, “Welcome to Cologne. Well, we, uh, had the turbulence I promised you. Bye.” Can’t wait to fly out tomorrow.

Also, John, no, Cologne doesn’t smell any different than any other city.