'Twas the night before Christmas

Twas the night before Veteran’s Day,

And all through the house

Everyone was celebrating

Superholiday Thanksmas birthday 2012 with all of the Dolin family and spouse.

First we sang happy birthday

And opened gifts and cards that were very nice and not mean.

We celebrated all family birthdays

Through the first half of 2013.

Then we wished everyone a merry Christmas

As the presents were handed out.

We took turns opening our holiday gifts

With wrapping paper strewn about.

The lights decorated the outside,

And we had a makeshift tree.

Thanks for my presents, everyone,

Merry Christmas to me!

Thanksgiving dinner was the grand finale.

We had turkey and stuffing and pumpkin pie

And gathered around the table

Talking about how now we can all get high.

I would say Superholiday 2012 was a success.

Now that it’s over, it’s a little sad to me.

But aren't you jealous that our shopping and cards are already done?

And we still have Tommy Tree!