“I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.” - Billy Connolly

Switzerland cracks me up sometimes. I took two stealthy pictures today to show what life is like in Switzerland for normal, everyday people. I should work for the CIA with my stalker picture taking skills. I haven't tapped any phone lines yet, though, so maybe I'm underqualified.

Exhibit A:
Grown man. In a business suit. With his scooter. Like the one I rode everywhere when I was six.

Exhibit B:
A Ferrari stroller. On the bus. My child isn't getting anything Ferrari until I do. Get in line, kid.