“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.” - Bob Hope

We need to run an errand at the bank. There isn't one in our neighborhood, so we have to go to the branch downtown. So I look at the hours online, and it says they're open 8 to 6. I leave work early today to make it down there by 6 with a little time since I always get lost in that neighborhood. I arrive at the bank at 5:07pm. The doors are closed. I go around to the other doors, and those are closed too. I look at the friendly little posting next to the door, and the hours are actually 8:30am - 4:30pm Monday through Friday.

Thanks for the convenient hours, bank! That happens to be when I have most of my free time to run errands.

So now I have to go again tomorrow during lunch. So far I've spent about an hour on this stupid errand, and I haven't actually done the errand.

I can't wait to give my friendly teller at the little branch at my local grocery store a big hug when we get back. At 6pm.